IV. HIAWALPOLES FRIENDS
Most beloved by Hiawalpole,
Singled out from all the others,
Bound to her in closest union,
And to whom she gave the right
hand
Of her heart, in joy and sorrow,
Was the gentle Don-the Baker.
Straight between them ran the pathway,
Never grew the grass upon it;
Singing-birds, that utter
falsehoods,
Story-tellers, mischief-makers,
Found no eager ear to listen,
Could not breed ill-will between
them,
For they kept each others
counsel,
Spake with naked hearts together,
Pondering much, and much
contriving
How the Barnet tribes might
prosper.
Then the singer, Jay-the-Linden,
Jay-the-Linden, the musician,
He the best of all musicians,
When he sang the members listened;
All the members read his programmes,
All the menfolk gathered round
him,
All the women came to hear him;
Now he stirred their souls to
passion,
Now he melted them to pity.
From the diary notes he fashioned
Paragraphs so sweet and mellow,
That Jill Dilks and Vera Fisher,
Ceased to murmur in the Wood
Street,
That the Woodhams ceased from
singing,
And the Sybil, she the Ashton,
Ceased her chatter in the Oakwood,
And the Roberts and the Lemos
Sat upright to look and listen.
Yes, the cook, the Smith of Southgate,
Pausing, said, O Jay-the-Linden,
Teach my quiches to melt the
tastebuds,
Softly as your words the
programme!
Yes the jay-bird, he the Aubrey,
Envious, said, O Jay-the-Linden,
Teach me words as wild and
wayward,
Teach me jokes as full of frenzy!
All the many social evenings
Borrowed lustre from his writing;
All the members hearts were
softened
By the weirdness of his humour;
For he wrote of treasure-hunting,
Wrote of sports days, films and
dancing;
Wrote his bitsas and gave
mention
To the former event-givers,
In the kingdom of the Kurschner,
In the land of Pete-the-Pillock.
Very dear to Hiawalpole
Was the singer Jay-the-Linden,
Dear, too, unto Hiawalpole
Was the strong man, Don-the-Baker,
He the strongest of all mortals,
He the mightiest among many;
For his very strength she loved
him,
For his strength allied to goodness.
You'll Never Know was written in 1953 by Mack Gordon
and Harry Warren for the movie Hello Frisco Hello.
Thanks again to Susan Helene for the midi.